Hair today...gone tomorrow
There it goes again. Nicolas Cage’s hairline.
Like the rise and fall of the ocean tide or the wax and wane of the moon, Cage’s hairline is a Hollywood indicator of the passage of time. Entire years can be gauged by it: 1987 was a sideburn phase, 1996 was the year of mangy mane and the release of “Bangkok Dangerous” signals 2008 as the beginning of hairplug era.
We invite you on a brief history of Cage’s increasingly horrifying hair-don’ts, assisted by the artistry of 19th century Japanese poetic form haiku. —Drew Tewksbury, Special to Metromix
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Jukes from SW - September 07, 2008 at 2:14 PM
That's not Nicolas Cage, that's Gene Simmons.
Report This Commentn2wishin from MYOB- Carson CIty - September 05, 2008 at 11:33 AM
can't believe there are actually people who have time in their days to give a flying **** about Nicholas Cage's hair. If you are trying to be hip, ...
Report This Comment justlew from The Mount - September 04, 2008 at 9:47 AM
What a waste of energy it is for you to put forth the effort to push the keys down to generate such irrelevant garbage. Get a life
Report This Comment sleepingcat from Downtown - September 03, 2008 at 10:26 PM
Ummm.... I don't see ANYTHING wrong with being an actor in costume, which indeed this shows. One should not confuse costume with actor, but this se...
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